if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
Happy Mother’s Day to the best mom in the whole wide world. I love you so much! 💕 #mothersday #bestfriend #loveyou
it’s not that I work better under pressure it’s that I am physically incapable of taking care of my responsibilities unless the pressure to do so is supreme
If you meet a girl, you meet a girl. It’s normal, so if you exchange numbers, whatevs, it’s cool.
how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two
but niall is actually just like the sun because he’s bright and warm and full off energy and he brings everyone happiness and zayn is like the moon because he’s a bit quieter and more peaceful and not as energetic as the sun but they’re both beautiful to look at and just like the moon needs the sun to shine, zayn needs niall to shine because niall makes him happy and puts a smile on his face
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
